there's this guy in chitchat asking where to get MC.
and that guy also stated "go see a doctor" is not a reply he
wants to see.
is there any other kind MC that i don't know of?

Ask him to print his own!
Design his own
logo and clinic name, come up with some fictitious GP's name, and
sign it lor! 
I saw that thread and was wondering, What the... !!!
